religiousmom:

Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind

stability:

hi:

i’m so scared for april fools day, after what happened last year…

ok like yeah i stabbed you but i said april fools. its been a year. get over it already

meadowkitten:

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much

braydaaan:

I don’t think boys that use girls for sex understand that girls tell everyone how small their dick was hahaha

Each time you open a book and read it,
A tree smiles knowing there’s life after death.
—(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: noxfae)